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😃19 Useful Skills Every Lazy Science student Has Mastered With Pics

1. Not standing out too much in a seminar so you don’t get called on to answer a question

You don't want to look too inattentive, but you also don't want to catch their eye too often.

2. Knowing which of your classmates writes the most legible lecture notes, for when you miss class and need to copy them


3. Listening out for key information in a lecture so you can ask one insightful question

It's important to craft the impression that you're a diligent student early on, so you can get away with more later.

4. Looking like you’re writing down important notes when you’re actually doodling


5. Napping in the library


6. Hiding the look of panic on your face when you’re asked to solve an equation on the whiteboard


7. Interrogating people in the year above to find out which optional classes to take and which to avoid like the plague


8. Also finding out which lecturers provide full, printed notes and which make you take your own from the blackboard


9. Resisting the urge to switch to an English degree when you hear they only have five hours of lectures a week


10. Picking classes that require you to spend the least amount of time in the lab


11. Finding a lab partner who knows what they’re doing and can make sure you don’t blow anything up


12. Looking like you know what you’re doing in the lab when the demonstrator is lurking behind you


13. Becoming an expert at writing detailed lab reports about why your results are all wrong


14. Assembling a study group of like-minded people who you can share the work with when you need to do a problem set


**15. Calculating the exact number of episodes you can watch before you *really* need to start on the assignment that’s due tomorrow


16. And using Google Books to read a book you need to reference because you forgot to get it out of the library and now they’re all gone

The words "Pages 132 to 140 are not shown in this preview" are really not what you want to read an hour before a deadline

17. Which can actually be helpful, because then you can copy and paste any quotes you want to include, instead of typing them out from a paper book like an idiot


18. Switching off your brain as soon as your lecturer says, “Now this bit isn’t going to be on the exam, but…”


19. And when you finally graduate, feeling smug if you just managed to nudge yourself into the next grade boundary up**

There's nothing like getting a 2:1 with a total mark of 61%, because it means you did just the right amount of work you needed, and no more..

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